Fuck her gently

Tenacious D
Música y Letra: Jack Black, Kyle Gass


This is a song for the ladies,
but fellas listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard,
in fact sometimes that's not right to do.
Sometimes you've got to make some love,
and fuckin' give her some smoochies too.

Sometimes ya got to squeeze,
sometimes you've got to say "Please",
sometime you've got to say "Hey,
I'm gonna fuck you softly,
I'm gonna screw you gently,
I'm gonna hump you sweetly,
I'm gonna ball you discreetly."

And then you say "Hey, I bought you flowers."
And then you say "Wait a minute Sally,
I think I got somethin in my teeth.
Could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin teamwork.

What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me,
it's not my favorite
but I'll do it for you.

What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
but i'll order it from Zanzibar.

And then I'm gonna love you completely.
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly.
And then I'll fucking bone you completely.
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard.
Hard.