Lonely Christmas

Sloppy Seconds
Música y Letras: Sloppy Seconds


The snow is falling down,
the temperature is dropping,
the lights light up the town
and everyone is Christmas shopping.
But I'm lost in the crowd.
Oh, why can't I remember
the reason I'm so down
and why this happens to me
every cold December?

It's a feeling that I just can't dismiss,
I'm gonna spend a lonely Christmas
sitting here and staring back at my TV.
"A Miracle On 34rth Street"
on the all-night TV repeat,
just Bob Hope and Santa Claus and me.

The Mighty Heroes

Sloppy Seconds
Música y Letra: Sloppy Seconds


I don't believe in Rambo
or Van Damme or Seagal,
but I believe in Buford P.,
I believe in "Walking Tall".
What ever happened to
the Ambushers and the Wrecking Crew?
Where is the Mean Machine,
Bruce Lee, and David Carradine?
I know I've said it all before,
but I want more
The Mighty Heroes.

Hooray for Santy Claus!

Sloppy Seconds
Música y Letra: Roy Alfred & Milton Delugg


S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!
You spell it
S-A-N-T-A-C-L-A-U-S
Hooray for Santy Claus!

Hooray for Santy Claus!
Yeah, yeah, for Santy Claus.
He's fat and round, but jumpin' jiminy.
He can climb down any chim-neyyyy.

I Don't Wanna Be A Homosexual

Sloppy Seconds
Música y Letra: Sloppy Seconds

[Dialogue from "Female Trouble",
between Edith Massey and Michael Potter]
Aunt Ida Nelson: Have you met any nice boys in The Swan?
Gator: Oh, pretty nice.
Aunt Ida: I mean any nice queer boys. Did you fool with any of them?
Gator: Aunt Ida, you know I dig women.
Aunt Ida: Aw, don't tell me that.
Gator: Christ, let's not go through this again.
Aunt Ida: All those beauticans and you don't have any boy dates?
Gator: I don't want any boy dates.
Aunt Ida: Oh honey, I'd be so happy if you turned nelly.
Gator: Hey, no way. I'm straight. I mean I like a lot of queers, but I don't dig their equipment, y'know? I like women.
Aunt Ida: But you can change. Queers are just better. I'd be so proud if you was a fag, and had a nice beautician boyfriend. I'd never have to worry.
Gator: There ain't nothing to worry about.
Aunt Ida: I'm worried that you'll work in an office, have children, celebrate wedding anniversaries. The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.
Gator: Sometimes I think you're fucking crazy. I'm real happy just the way I am.

People are telling me
that I'm missing out on the fun
'cause I don't go anywhere
and I don't meet anyone,
but I know how rumors fly
when you're a lonely guy
and I'm here to tell you it's a lie.

Your Sister

Sloppy Seconds
Música y Letra: Childers, Steve Sloppy, Dr. Danny Thompson, Bo' Ba Jam


I know you wanna fuck my sister.

Hey man, I kinda like your sister.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey man, I hope that's cool.