Adán y Eva

One day, Adam and Eve were making love in the Garden of Eden. After they were finished, Adam was relaxing when God came into the garden.

He sat beside Adam and they talked for awhile. Adam said, 'You know, God, Eve and I just finished making love, and I want to tell you how great it is! I think sex is the best thing you've given us!'

God replies, 'That's wonderful Adam. I'm glad you like it so much. By the way, where is Eve?'

'Oh, she went down to the river to wash up', said Adam.

God says, 'Oh shit! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!'