Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.
Caroline: You gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: Ah, I miss Anne Rice, she was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world, where vampires burn in the sun.
The Vampire Diaries 1x04 ~ Family Ties
