El bruto

Vamos a darnos de ostias... virtuales [calavera]

La ignorancia es atrevida

"Entiendo que te hayan elegido para Lobezno... ¿mides 1.88?" [facepalm]

Disponibilidad

Leslie: Just so we're clear, you understand that me hanging back to practice with you is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available.

The Big Bang Theory 1x05 ~ The Hamburger Postulate

Superman

Penny: A marathon? Wow, how many Superman movies are there?

Sheldon: You're kidding, right?

The Big Bang Theory 1x02 ~ The Big Bran Hypothesis

The beer song

Ooohhh, what is the malted liquor,
what gets you drunker quicker,
what comes in bottles or in cans...
BEER!
Can't get enough of it...
BEER!
how we really love it...
BEER!
makes me think I'm a man...
BEER!
I can kiss and hug it...
BEER!
but I'd rather chug it...
BEER!
got my belly up to here...
BEER!
I cannot refuse a...
BEER!
I could really use a...
BEER, BEER, BEER!